Monday, February 17

WAITER.....CHECK PLEASE!!!!

      
I gotta share another one of my adventures at"The Estates" Once a month the Association has a dinner for the Residence.Its an Independant living apartment building.
                   Very nice.One and two bedroom apartments enclosed in a security building. My client Sarah age 90 bought two tickets to the dinner.She said it would be just she and I.The couple she normally dines with were home resting tonight.So we sat down for dinner(from pass experiences) I know the elderly gang  are not going to like the live entertainment,Food or even the way the Prayer is said. Sarah and I are sitting at the table and shes enjoying the dinner(good so far)AND likes the music tonight.(good so far) 
                The man singing is not in great health either.He has kidney problems but loves to entertain and is volenteering his time, He has a great voice In strolls Sarahs neighbour who lives across the hall from Sarah.We call her Dorthy door slammer.Three or four times a day my Client practically jump out of her recliner from Dorthys door slamming shut.Door slammer is in and out of her apartment and she cant hear well so she SLAMS her door.Sarah jumps everytime."MAY I SIT WITH YOU TWO?Dorthy asks" 
                 I smile and Sarah motions to Dorthy to have a seat. A few eyes look our way as he continues to sing.He Begins to sing Darling, Darling stand by me.Dorthy talking at the top of her lungs. "I wouldnt have SEX with him let alone Stand by him, not with that pony tail." Sarah drops her fork in her plate. " ME NEITHER SISTER!!!! "Check please:

1 comment:

  1. Sorry it has taken me a while to get back to you. To much running to appointments. That is a delightful story. I expect you have some interesting times.

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